I’ve mentioned that for the show I have to buy several props including two penises. So I went to Toys in Babeland¹ , which has agreed to donate the dildoes of my choice, to pick out the most lifelike ones. There are more choices than I had imagined.

My conversation with the director included this line, “I thought, given a choice between uncircumcised and large, that you’d prefer large.”²

He thought for a moment then nodded. “Yes.”

I also was several sentences into a conversation about how to attach the prosthetic to the actor before I realized that I’d been using the phrase, “mount the penis” repeatedly. No one had even blinked.

1. Very tasteful, fascinating but don’t click through if you aren’t prepared for adult toys. [↩]
2. Strangely, the uncircumcised penises were smaller than the circumsized ones [↩]