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Apr '08

Stars, my destination!

The spate of good news seems unending. I’ve been keeping part of this under my hat because I was afraid of jinxing it, but just got word that it’s official.

Many of you are familiar with Launch Pad, the workshop funded by NASA to introduce writers to the wonders of actual astronomy. While reading about Launch Pad, I wandered over to NASA and discovered their art program. Considering that the artist-in-residence program includes such luminaries as Laurie Anderson, I figured my chances were slim, but what the heck. It was just paperwork.

Remember back in July when I mentioned good news that I couldn’t talk about? That was when I got word that I had moved to the finalist round.

Now I can let you know, officially, NASA has selected me! It seems that my combination careers of puppetry and writing tipped the balance in my favor. When you combine that with my college days on the sky-diving team, I guess I came up with the right set of skills to be the next artist-in-residence on the International Space Station!

I’ll be heading to Florida this summer to begin training. It will mean a three month separation from Rob, but good heavens — literally, heavens — I’ll be in SPACE! With astronauts! I can hardly believe it. The details are all here, if you are interested in the training regime.

Edited to add: Since it is no longer April Fool’s Day, it only seems fair to tell you that this was a prank.

55 Comments »

  • JennaW

    Wow — that’s amazing! We’ll hold down the planet for you while you’re away :)

    Congratulations!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Did you check out the training regime?

      • JennaW

        I wonder how puppets will work … in SPACE. Will they throw up? Will YOU?

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          Well, the Pigs in Space never had any visible nausea problems so maybe it’ll all work out.

  • http://tchernabyelo.livejournal.com Brian Dolton

    I actually like the idea of a puppeteer-in-residence on the International Space Station.

    I imagine zero-g would offer some interesting puppeteering challenges, actually… hmm, there must be story ideas lurking in that…

    Anyway, congrats on livening up what had been a comparatively dull AFD so far.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thank you! Zero-g puppetry is intriguing, since we rely so much on gravity to help control the puppet. On the other hand, it wouldn’t require anything to hold it up.

  • http://tempest.fluidartist.com/ Tempest

    yay! Will you have one of those cool webcam hookups so we can see you do puppetry in space? That would be AWESOME! ;)

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      I’m sure!

  • http://www.jasonlundberg.net Jason Erik Lundberg

    Damn you, Kowal. I forgot what day it was. :)

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Mwah. How far did you get before you figured it out?

      • http://www.jasonlundberg.net Jason Erik Lundberg

        All the way to the end. I was incredulous through the whole thing, and thinking, “this can’t be true, can it? holy crap, Mary’s going to space!”

        Ya got me good. :)

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          Is it bad that this pleases me? I think of you as being a fairly hard person to fool.

  • -d-

    Congratulations! I look forward to visiting.

  • http://rcloenen-ruiz@livejournal.com rcloenen-ruiz

    Oh wow. That is very, very cool. Congratulations.

  • http://rcloenen-ruiz@livejournal.com rcloenen-ruiz

    Ack…yeah…forgot it was April 1. Good one.

  • http://rflong.livejournal.com RFLong

    HA!

    But that would have been so cool!

  • Julia

    Awwww, too bad! We could have done lunch at some point if this were real. Hehehe. Woulda been way cool, though!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      For a moment I thought you meant on the Space Station and then realized you meant Florida.

      • Julia

        I am actually posting this from orbit, Mary, I thought you knew that!

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          Gosh! I miss everything. Wave when you pass overhead, okay?

  • http://nayad.livejournal.com/ Nayad Monroe

    Hehehehehehehe… People of Earth, we have a winner! Happy April!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      And a Happy April to you, too!

  • http://www.jkathleencheney.com J. Cheney

    We’re so proud of you! The first representative of the SF world in space! Just remember that if prolonged exposure to zero g causes salmonella to turn into super bugs, there’s no telling what prolonged exposure would do to puppets. I’m thinking you might have a problem if they decided to take over the space station….

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Well, you’ve seen Pigs in Space, so you know how well that would go over.

      • http://www.jkathleencheney.com J. Cheney

        Now I have stuck in my head….

        PIGS…..IN…..SPAAAAACE….

        It’s all your fault!

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          Why is that a bad thing?

        • http://www.jkathleencheney.com J. Cheney

          ::headdesk::

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          There, there…

  • -e-

    Nicely done Mary. I caught it as soon as you mentioned the skydiving team, though, I admit, I’m not absolutely positive there’s no truth to that. It was totally clinched when you mentioned heading to Florida for 3 months.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thank you! There is absolutely no truth to the sky-diving team. In fact, I have a thing about heights and can only work marionette bridges by serious application of forebrain over lizardbrain. The lizardbrain is absolutely convinced that I’m going to fall and die at any second.

  • http://david-debeer.com David de Beer

    congrats, Mary. Wow, at this pace you’ll be setting new records on NYT Bestseller list – for a book yet to roll of the printing press.

  • http://beth-bernobich.livejournal.com Beth

    *dies laughing*

    You win first prize with this one.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thanks!

  • http://david-debeer.com David de Beer

    or, you’ll break Cats record on Broadway for the most critically acclaimed puppetshow of all time. remember us wee folk, yeah?

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      I’ll always remember the wee folks.

      • http://david-debeer.com David de Beer

        and they certainly will be wee from space. Happy April.

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          Wee, wee, wee all the way home. Happy April to you, too.

        • http://david-debeer.com David de Beer

          Wee, wee, wee all the way home

          I’ve had too much coffee to handle that remark..

        • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

          I hope you appreciate my restraint.

  • http://chang3002.livejournal.com Chang

    THAT”S AWESOME!!!

    BRIGHT WITH JOY!!!

    GREEN WITH ENVY!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

  • http://chang3002.livejournal.com Chang

    I hate you.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Yes! My work here is done.

  • http://www.david-loftus.com David Loftus

    Thank heaven for the comments section! If I had been here first, I would have posted something about how I couldn’t imagine what would have topped making a Coraline doll for Gaiman and being nominated for the Campbell. Good job!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      I’ve been surprised by how many people bit.

  • http://everythingsun.blogspot.com Mike F

    I wish I saw this before my first comment. This was a good one indeed. :)

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thank you. It’s been fun.

  • http://www.askdreldritch.com Evan Nichols

    You’re wicked, Mary Robinette Kowal! Despite my policy of not believing any announcements on April 1st, this was the one I almost fell for (the “remember the good news I couldn’t talk about?” was an excellent hook). I’ve never pursued a career that might allow going into space, but it’s been a wistful daydream for much of my life. Even knowing today’s date, reading this made my brain short-circuit a bit.

    Well done!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thank you! Almost fooling you is a high compliment.

  • http://dark-opus.livejournal.com/ Todd

    Well played, Ms. Mary. You’ve got quite the touch there and I hope I don’t ever come up against you in a serious Flay-style joke throw down.

    In a similar and related vein and for anyone nerd-inclined, Wired Magazine has some classic pranks for geekdom here: http://www.freakingnews.com/April-Fools-WIRED-Magazine-Pictures-46749.asp. I will confess to performing two of the ones in their list: removing the mouse ball, and swapping the mouse buttons. Both earned me some serious retaliation in return.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Thanks, Todd. The rest of the year I’m generally trustworthy.

      And thanks for the link to Wired. I’ll take notes for future reference.

  • Rick Smiley

    This is excellent! I agree that the “remember earlier” remark was a very professional hook.

    I was partially inoculated by the fact I spent the first 20 seconds looking for some sort of Gully Foyle reference or tie-in. By the time I realized that wasn’t going to happen, I was at the sky-diving comment.

    Later,

    Rick

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Rick! Good to see you here.

      Yeah, the sky-diving reference was a dead give-away to anyone who knew me in high school and college.

  • http://www.anaedream.com Kate Baker

    My emotions ranged from the purest green jealousy that I could muster to wistful congratulations until I clicked the link.

    I echo Chang’s sentiments whole heartedly and good naturedly. :)

    You totally got me. ;)

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Heh heh heh… However, I will go put a disclaimer at the top for people who stumble upon it after April Fool’s Day. Sorry about that.

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