All right. I have the microphone out, and I’m set to record so I figure why not be silly. In the comments below, drop in your favorite quote — historic, fiction, film, radio… you name it. I will record it with either the puppet voice, or the phone sex voice. You can make requests about which, but I make no guarantee to abide by them.
EDITED TO ADD: Thank you all. I’m going to start recording now, so you can stop submitting