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Apr '08

Best spam ever

subject: iocane powder

do you know where you can get such stuff.

13 Comments »

  • http://everythingsun.blogspot.com Mike F

    Make sure you take it in small doses at first to build up an immunity to it. :)

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      I spent years building up an immunity to it.

  • http://thewisdomofadistractedmind.blogspot.com/ Dan

    Inconceivable!!!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  • http://www.ericjamesstone.com Eric James Stone

    Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. Except for spammers, obviously.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      But Australia is people entirely by criminals, which is what a spammer is, and criminals are used to not having people trust them, as spammers are not trusted by me, so clearly, I cannot respond to the email in front of me.

  • momk

    Watch it. Even in jest, one may offend the Aussies!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      We’re quoting from the movie, The Princess Bride, momk.

  • http://inbedwithbooks.blogspot.com Liviania

    Never go against a spammer when death is on the line.

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Truly your intellect is dizzying.

  • momk

    I Knew that!

    • http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com Mary Robinette Kowal

      Oh good. I wasn’t sure if you’d seen it.

  • http://www.david-loftus.com David Loftus

    I’m busily trying to remake the pun of John Lennon’s little book, _A Spaniard in the Works_, because “spammer” works better with the original British phrase “a spanner in the works”. . . .

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