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Mon
26
Dec '11

There’s corn syrup in the half & half? Really?

Every year, Rob makes eggnog. It is an amazing, amazing eggnog.  This year, he was checking it as he added ingredients and got a funny look on his face. A moment later, he picked up the carton of half and half he’d just added and the look changed to disbelief.

“The half-and-half is sweetened.”

I had a moment of horror. Had I accidentally purchased a sweetened creamer like hazelnut or something? “Really? What did I buy?”

“Low-fat half & half. It has corn syrup.”

Yep. Corn syrup. That is nowhere on the front of the carton, by the way. Apparently, it has more corn syrup than cream… Note, too, that the list of ingredients has an asterisk next to “artificial color” and “Vitamin A palmitate” to indicate that these are “not in regular half & half.”

I hate to point this out to you, Southern Home, but corn syrup is also not a usual ingredient in half and half. I think that is what really disturbs me about the way this is packaged. Like, they are trying to sell the idea that corn syrup is just a normal thing in dairy products.

Now, I’ll admit that I didn’t check the ingredients when I picked this up. I thought “low-fat” would mean that the milk half was skim not that you had added corn syrup. Of course, if the front of the carton had said, “Low-fat and pre-sweetened!” then that might have occurred to me.

Meanwhile, the eggnog turned out okay, although it did form a weird skin on top, which we think was from the carrageenan. Next year, I’ll know better and will avoid the Southern Home half & half or at least know that I need to read the ingredients…

 

Mon
26
Dec '11

Writing Excuses 6.30: Help! I Can’t End My Book! » Writing Excuses

Merry Christmas! Here’s the last episode of Writing Excuses Season 6! We decided to end the season with a discussion of endings. Specifically, we answer cries for help that we’ve gotten. The cries answered include:

  • I’m 90% done and I’ve painted myself into a corner! How do I end this book without resorting to deus ex machina?
  • The best part of this book was 75% of the way through! I need the highlight to be at the END!
  • My outline isn’t working here at the end! How do I know when to abandon it?
  • Help! I want both a satisfying ending and room for a sequel! (hint: we use an object lesson here…)

via Writing Excuses 6.30: Help! I Can’t End My Book! » Writing Excuses.

Sun
25
Dec '11

Christmas Gift!

I hope your holiday is bright and enjoyable. This is a short story which takes place between Shades of Milk and Honey and Glamour in Glass. Last year I wrote about Christmastide with the Ellsworths.

This year’s short story takes place the next morning and is our newlyweds’ first Christmas morning together. I’ve hidden it below, since it has an unavoidable spoiler by telling you who gets married at the end of Shades of Milk and Honey. I trust that the fact that matrimony ensues is not a surprise…

Please enjoy: Early on a Christmas Morn SelectShow

I will also tell you that Glamour in Glass begins four days after this story takes place. Alas, you have to wait until April to read it. Meanwhile, I wish you a Very Happy Christmas.

Wed
21
Dec '11

I’ll be at Klindt’s Booksellers in The Dalles today

Wednesday, December 21st: They say great things come in threes, so stop by Klindts from 1:00 – 3:00pm to visit with three authors:

Inara Scott: will be signing her latest title Radiant Desire, as well as The Candidates.

Katie Kacvinsky: will be debuting her novel Awaken.

And I will be there to discuss and sign Shades of Milk and Honey. Yes, I’m bringing the puppet show.

All three of these books are Klindt staff favorite picks!

You can get more details on the Klindt’s events page.

Klindt’s Booksellers
315 East Second Street
The Dalles, OR 97058
T: 541.296.3355

Hope to see some of you there.

Mon
19
Dec '11

Writing Excuses 6.29: Character Foils » Writing Excuses

Let’s talk about character foils, and how to use them. We begin with a definition of character foils, expertly read by Mary. Then we talk about some archetypes, like the straight-man and the funny-guy, the hero and the sidekick, and offer some examples.

And then it’s nuts-and-bolts time: we talk about how and why to do this. Howard offers the example of Reverend Theo and Kevyn in the Schlock Mercenary books. Mary explains how she used a foil to strengthen her short story “For Want of a Nail,” (which went on to win a Hugo award.) Brandon tells us how adding a foil character was critical to The Way of Kings. Finally, Dan reveals to us (spoiler alert!) how John Cleaver and Mr. Crowley are foils for one another in I Am Not a Serial Killer.

 

via Writing Excuses 6.29: Character Foils » Writing Excuses.

Sat
17
Dec '11

My Christmas plans are described in Paul Cornell’s The 12 Blogs of Christmas: Five

For the past several years, Paul Cornell has written a series called The Twelve Blogs of Christmas and he’s doing so again this year. They are always a delight to read as he covers a gamut of year end thoughts.  This year, he’s including a note from different creators about what their holiday plans are.

Today’s post has me talking about my plans for Christmas. It also includes the recipe for my grandmother’s traditional Christmas Eve main dish — Shrimp Curry.  Oh, and a picture of our hearth.

Go on over to PaulCornell.com: The 12 Blogs of Christmas: Five. TV Review 2011 to check it out.

Thu
15
Dec '11

Sale! Robots: The Recent A.I., edited by Rich Horton and Sean Wallace

I’m delighted that my novella “Kiss Me Twice” will be in the new anthology by Rich Horton and Sean Wallace. Looking at the lineup of Recent A.I., I think this is going to be a great set of stories. I’ve read two previously: Rachel Swirsky’s “Eros, Philia, Agape” was a phenomenal story and I really enjoyed Elizabeth Bear’s “Tideline.” The other authors are excellent writers so consider adding this to your To Read pile if you like thinking about Artificial Intelligence.

Table of Contents

  • “Tideline” by Elizabeth Bear, Asimov’s
  • “A Jar of Goodwill” by Tobias S. Buckell, Clarkesworld Magazine
  • “Balancing Accounts” by James Cambias, F&SF
  • “The Rising Waters” by Benjamin Crowell, Strange Horizons
  • “The Shipmaker” by Aliette De Bodard, Interzone
  • “I, Robot” by Cory Doctorow, The Infinite Matrix
  • “Kiss Me Twice” by Mary Robinette Kowal, Asimov’s
  • “The Algorithms of Love” by Ken Liu, Strange Horizons
  • “Alternate Girl’s Expatriate Life” by Rochita Loenen-Ruiz, Interzone
  • “The Djinn’s Wife” by Ian McDonald, Asimov’s
  • “Houses” by Mark Pantoja, Lightspeed Magazine
  • “Artifice and Intelligence” by Tim Pratt, Strange Horizons
  • “Stalker” by Robert Reed, Asimov’s
  • “Droplet” by Benjamin Rosenbaum, F&SF
  • “Eros, Philia, Agape” by Rachel Swirsky, Tor.com
  • “Under the Eaves” by Lavie Tidhar, original
  • “Silently and Very Fast” by Catherynne M.Valente, WSFA Press
  • “The Nearest Thing” by Genevieve Valentine, Lightspeed Magazine

via oldcharliebrown: ToC: Robots: The Recent A.I., edited by Rich Horton and Sean Wallace.

Wed
14
Dec '11

Rudolph (You Don’t Have To Put On The Red Light)

A mashup of… No. You just have to watch it to believe it.

(Hat tip to Lee Moyer)

Wed
14
Dec '11

Zounds! I have an 1814 copy of Elegant Extracts.

1814 title page of Elegant ExtractsI just realized that I have an 1814 copy of Elegant Extracts. I knew I had a couple of books from the early 1800s but it had been a decade or more since I acquired them and had forgotten what they were. We were cleaning and I picked this up and then exclaimed.

Why? Because I’d just finished a reread of Jane Austen’s Emma. Allow me to show you this excerpt from Chapter 4.

“Mr. Martin, I suppose, is not a man of information beyond the line of his own business. He does not read?”

“Oh, yes! that is, no — I do not know — but I believe he has read a good deal — but not what you would think any thing of. He reads the Agricultural Reports and some other books, that lay in one of the window seats — but he reads all them to himself. But sometimes of an evening, before we went to cards, he would read something aloud out of the Elegant Extracts — very entertaining. And I know he had read the Vicar of Wakefield. He never read the Romance of the Forest, nor the Children of the Abbey. He had never heard of such books before I mentioned them, but he is determined to get them now as soon as ever he can.”

I collect etiquette books and I’m sure I picked it up because of that, but I did not connect it with Austen until just this moment. I am looking forward to reading it– very carefully.

If you want to look at a few photos of the lovely binding, I’ve got a small slideshow below.

The interior has an inscription in Latin to Jonathan E. Woodbridge. I don’t know who Mr. Woodbridge was, but I totally want to insert him and the book into Without a Summer now.

Mon
12
Dec '11

Writing Excuses 6.28: Interstitial Art » Writing Excuses

Ellen Kushner and Delia Sherman from the Interstitial Arts Foundation join Mary and Dan at World Fantasy to discuss things that fall into the gaps between the genres.

How do publishers, agents, and booksellers deal with titles that are speculative, but that cannot be easily categorized as science fiction, fantasy, horror, paranormal romance, steampunk, or one of the other readily shelvable genres? And how should authors approach writing such titles?

via Writing Excuses 6.28: Interstitial Art » Writing Excuses.

Sun
11
Dec '11

Heading up to Mercer Island for a Jane Austen Birthday tea

If you are in the Seattle area, at 2:00 today I’ll be doing a short presentation, plus a puppet play, at the JASNA of Puget Sound’s annual Jane Austen celebration. You don’t have to be a member to attend.

At the Jane Austen Society of North America — Puget Sound chapter’s annual celebration of Jane Austen’s birthday, members bring treats to share and some prepare and share toasts to Jane. Regency period costumes are welcome, but definitely not mandatory. Most people bring items for the gift lottery, which can be Jane or Regency themed stuff you already own and want to ‘re-gift’; handmade things are also welcome. At this year’s tea they have some special treats!

Following a short presentation by Portland area author Mary Robinette Kowal we’ll enjoy many of the winter afternoon activities that were popular in Jane Austen’s time including period parlour games, a shadow puppet show, good conversation, tea and goodies.

A map and directions to Aljoya, which is right off of I-90 on Mercer Island can be found on their website: http://www.eraliving.com/communities/mercer-island/map-directions/

Sat
10
Dec '11

Pop Goes The Weasel hats. Ooo, the pretty, pretty hats.

Years ago, I was in Lyme Regis and bought my favorite hat.  I was just looking through my journal and found the name of the shop and thought, “I’ll bet they have a website now.” Behold! Pop Goes the Weasel is a bespoke milliner and does beautiful, beautiful work.

Now you don’t have to visit the scene of Persuasion to buy a hat at this lovely store, you can order online from Pop Goes The Weasel.

Fri
9
Dec '11

Without a Summer is finished!

Or at least, a draft of Without a Summer is finished. It is 84,000 words, which makes it 10k longer than the other two books. I am a little baffled because I wrote it in 39 days.

Granted, this is only a first draft and it needs revisions, but it is still a lot of words. I think this is a good thing being able to write a draft that fast, but the proof will be in how it plays to my readers. There is one section, in particular, that I’m a little worried about.

So… those of you who have been reading along, I’ve posted the remaining chapters. Let me know what you think.

Fri
9
Dec '11

Protected: Note to my readers after finishing Without a Summer

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Fri
9
Dec '11

Protected: Without a Summer draft: Chapter 27

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