Today was a banner day for things I get to say at work. I’m forgetting some of them and am not even going to try to explain what all of these mean.

1. Do you want me to sew his ass shut or should I use hot glue?
2. I wish I could get him to spread his legs.
3. Sorry, I’ve got a lap full of monkey.
4. Is that your arm or mine?
5. I think the pig is eating her.
6. Let me finish screwing him, and then I’ll get to her.
7. What are we going to do with these extra monkey balls?
8. Hang your monkey up; I have a new job for you.
9. We need to sew so many mini-monkeys. (Say this out loud)
10. I can’t find my tail.

John Scalzi pointed out this video. It makes me think of my neo-Luddite husband.