1. I will switch over to the pelvis until he gets back
2. My second try at the crotch gave the bear the biggest package in the world.
3. Let’s see if they have bigger balls.
4. If we can’t find anything else, let’s get the Chinchilla chew toys for the monkey balls.
5. Then you can put the kitty in the microwave!
6. I’d have to say that anus is the best. It’s got the right sort of wrinkling.
7. “I kept wanting deer and getting doberman.”
   “They’re very similar, but it’s almost impossible to train a deer to kill.
8. I’m stuck in a baby seal.
9. I’ve got five heads for you.
10. “Go ahead, slip your hand in her.”

What it means.

1. You can read it in context here.
2. You can read it in context here.
3. We were shopping for wicker balls that needed to be 2″ and found some that were 1 1/2″
4. Again, shopping for wicker balls for monkeys we are building, which it turns out make great Chinchilla chew toys.
5. One of those microwave heating pads called the kitty.
6. Well…he was building an anus for a puppet and needed an opinion about which looked best.
7. I was talking about sculpting a deer and having the sculpt look like a doberman. The other woman was just insane.
8. Another sculpting gone bad conversation.
9. Suggesting that another puppeteer try on a puppet.

I made monkey handles today. These are hand-crafted out of maple to be ergonomically sound. The goal is to have the puppet rest in your hand, rather than having to grip the rod. I tend to use a sort of pistol grip, which I will upload pictures of later. There’s no internet in the Puppet Kitchen and I’m suffering terribly.