Avast! Vikings were sea-farin’ plunderers, so for TLAPD, I’ve recorded a choice phrase in Icelandic.

Ég er sjóræningi, þu lítilmótlegur gamalreyndur sjómaður. Aaar!

Translation:
I am a pirate, you scurvy sea-dog. Aaar!

Here be this pirate video from Lazytown. This be what they were filmin’ me first day o’ the set last year. Arrr!

Ye might also enjoy watchin’ Aye, Robot

An’ fer the comic fans, here be a page o’ pirate comics.

Avast! Here be an instructional video on “How to Talk Like a Pirate.” Make note of it for when you be preparin’ your submissions for the Pirate issue of Shimmer. Arrr.

I expect each of ye scurvy dogs to be talkin’ like a pirate this fine day. And to make sure ye do, this journal be havin a pirate filter installed, so any o’ yer comments gonna be convertin’ to pirate speak. In case ye be needin any other advice, visit the hearty lads at www.talklikeapirate.com. There’s many other fine instructional videos there.

I got a rewrite request for one of my stories so I’m going to take a break from the Good Housekeeping novel. I’m giving myself today and tomorrow off, which will push my self-imposed deadline from the 20th to the 22nd.